Q: How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

A: Four fingers and a Thu’um.

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I’m guessing you absolutely loved being in NYC. *cries* I’ll visit yoooou.

Welp, my company suddenly has an opening in in NY soooo……

That song is pistachios. Am convinced.

It IS. I think I listened to it almost a dozen times en route today, because what else are you going to listen to when you’re 30,000 feet in the air, and dazed, and flying away from your lady, right?

Why am I in San Francisco?

I mean okay, the bay at sunset is absolute poetry and everyone should see it; but why? Why am I here?

On repeat and repeat…


"bisexuals are just confused"

this is 100% true. many things confuse me. algebra, 19th century welsh fairy tales, bigots.

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Tags: welp



you know what they say about relationships

Airing on Sunday nights this fall on ABC, ‘Fierce and Fiercer’ stars Lana Parrilla and Jennifer Morrison as feuding ex-wives who are cursed to co-exist in small-town Maine for the sake of their son, Henry.  And of course, they also fight crime…and their re-emerging feelings for each other.

I don’t wanna leave. I so don’t wanna leave.

Blossom Dearie - Loverman (1957)

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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