- Waitress: You're all East Coast attitude, hidden under a Berkeley scarf.
- Me: Hey! There's nothing Berkeley about this scarf!
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
If we move to NY, I’m going to need a new backup baseball team to watch. And I WILL NOT cheer for the Yankees.
Mets maybe? They cool?