Today's dispatch from the land of Sam

  • Waitress: You're all East Coast attitude, hidden under a Berkeley scarf.
  • Me: Hey! There's nothing Berkeley about this scarf!

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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Hell to the no. There are some sports franchises who are so arrogant, so entitled, so ethically shady that I automatically question the integrity of anyone who supports them. 

And then there are the Jets.

Hell to the no. There are some sports franchises who are so arrogant, so entitled, so ethically shady that I automatically question the integrity of anyone who supports them.

And then there are the Jets.

I could be that asshole, that might be fun. Plus, bonus NHL!

I could be that asshole, that might be fun. Plus, bonus NHL!

telanu:

lapitiedangereuse:

James Garner ,1928-2014

Such a great scene.  R.I.P.

telanu:

lapitiedangereuse:

James Garner ,1928-2014

Such a great scene.  R.I.P.

"Split the atom’s heart, and low Within it thou wilt find a sun."

— Persian Mystic Poem from the Fourteenth Century (via panatmansam)

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durnesque:

iloveherthatwomanin12b:

mamarenren:

She’s 50 years old
She’s older than both Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo.
and she does all her own stunts


AND she’s the voice of Mulan

durnesque:

iloveherthatwomanin12b:

mamarenren:

She’s 50 years old

She’s older than both Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo.

and she does all her own stunts

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AND she’s the voice of Mulan

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I know, I know. It’s been fun cheering for the 9rs the last few years. ;) 

But I have standards. I will NOT cheer for the Jets.

I know, I know. It’s been fun cheering for the 9rs the last few years. ;)

But I have standards. I will NOT cheer for the Jets.

See, I’m from NE Ohio and (much to my chagrin) those are my teams. Moving around so much has given me the opportunity to cheer for a winning team, though, which is nice. The fun is in cheering for someone local— who wins! Hooray!

I like the Packers, don’t get me wrong. But if I’m gonna cheer for a Midwest NFL it’ll be the Brownies. God help me.

See, I’m from NE Ohio and (much to my chagrin) those are my teams. Moving around so much has given me the opportunity to cheer for a winning team, though, which is nice. The fun is in cheering for someone local— who wins! Hooray!

I like the Packers, don’t get me wrong. But if I’m gonna cheer for a Midwest NFL it’ll be the Brownies. God help me.

Oh fuck. OH FUCK.

If we move to NY, I’m going to need a new backup baseball team to watch. And I WILL NOT cheer for the Yankees.

Mets maybe? They cool?