also my favorite johns hopkins t shirt (that’s like, shit, 15 years old? how can it be that old already) is wearing so thin it’s getting holes in the sleeves. IT JUST HIT PERFECT WORN IN SOFTNESS. AND IT’S FALLING APART. WHAT IS LIFE.
ALSO I LOST MY FAVORITE OHIO STATE HOODIE IN A BREAKUP JUST WHEN IT WAS GETTING TO THAT PERFECT STATE AND I WANT TO EMAIL HER THAT BEN FOLDS SONG BUT THAT HOODIE HAS PROBABLY FALLEN COMPLETELY APART BY NOW ‘CAUSE THAT WAS A WHILE AGO AND NOW MY FAVE HOPKINS T SHIRT IS FALLING APART TOO.
(none of this has anything to do with my menacingly looming birthday in 10 days. nothing at all. nothing. shut up. )
You mess with the ginger, you get SNAPPED.
they’re the fucking new sales reps, too. sales reps, jesse. SALES. REPS. AND THEY ARE THE. NEW. GUYS.
they are about to get SCHOOLED. on so many levels, man.
OK Patton Oswald on S.H.I.E.L.D. is helping improve my night.
deemnfic asked: Yeah, sounds like you had a hell of a day. Wonderdog cuddles & alcohol?
Yes. And some mindless Agents of SHIELD or whatever I can find.
Fucking cishet white boys fucking with my professional rep. Fuck you, motherfucker.