"I personally have always been able to understand the gospel logically"
— Actual words that just came from the mouth of a relative. I just, I can’t….
*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
Anonymous said: OMG BEYONCE IN MCU YES
RIGHT? AND WHAT IF HER ARMOR IS ACTUALLY CYBERNETIC/SEMI-SENTIENT? Like she was a bio-medical scientist studying nano-tech to enhance prosthetics and tinkering with ai to help it adapt to an individual user to make better arms or legs and help people with paralysis but there was an accident (maybe one of her asshole competitors sabotaged it because they were going after the same grant) BUT INSTEAD OF KILLING HER IT FUSES WITH HER DNA AND NOW SHE HAS LIVING ARMOR CONTROLLED BY HER NERVOUS SYSTEM and Tony is not-so-secretly fucking jealous because its not a suit its literally part of her cells now and she can call it up and control its form at will (a little like the Witchblade) except its not an alien intelligence its just tech - her tech. And Tony’s like “but can it FLY?” And she’s like “no but its never out of my reach and it won’t attack my girlfriend because i’m having a nightmare” and Tony has to admit she’s got him there
AND IT CAN CHANGE COLOR.
And she and Sam hit it off really well and a lot of her time is actually spent working with Tony and Bruce and Sam on her original designs intending to better prosthetic design for people with traumatic injuries and amputations.